what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Everything about him screamed your future.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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