why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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