Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I'm really into asian looking animals
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
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Ketchup is God's man juice
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
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DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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