dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
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This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
We left the knife in your bed.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
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We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize