carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
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Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
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all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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