No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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