is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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