The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
And then my night got REAL pukey
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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