apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
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How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
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I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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