She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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