so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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