I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
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just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
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Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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