3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
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We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
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The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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