Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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