no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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