these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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