dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
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