So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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