just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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