you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
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i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
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i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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