I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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