whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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