i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I deserve this hangover.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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