its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I CAN MOONWALK!
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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