hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
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I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
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I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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