I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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