i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
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my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
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So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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