we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
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the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
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I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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