you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
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Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
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Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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