just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
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Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
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After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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