I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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