Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
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Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
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I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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