So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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