eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
PS: I just woke up from my shower
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
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