there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
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Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
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I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
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