i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
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we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
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I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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