he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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