so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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