doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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