I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
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Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
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You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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