No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
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I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
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Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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