its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
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We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
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Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
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