You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
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