So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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