Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
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I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
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Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
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