I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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