I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Is it because I queefed?
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
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Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
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I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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