i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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