He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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