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if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
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If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
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I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
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