Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
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I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
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That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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