You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
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