The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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